A Word About a Word
"You look great today, BUT...."
"The movie was enjoyable, BUT..."
"Loved your chocolate pie creation, BUT..."
Okay, so you get it. In this election year, I'm on a campaign to eliminate "but" from our use and even our dictionary. I bring this crucial issue to your attention.
As part of the pre-vote poll, I ask the following:
Have you ever heard the word "but"?
If your answer is yes, please explain the circumstance.
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the most odious), how would you rank your experience?
I nominate "but" for total extermination based upon the clear fact that there has never been a "but" that didn't annihilate the assertion that preceded it. "But" has: offended the innocent; hurt folk - often with aforethought and malice; dashed hopes; belittled accomplishment; abased the worthy. On the other hand, when "but" attempts to mitigate a previous phrase of negative tenor, it is lame at best. "But" does not deserve to live further in human communication.
Madam Chairperson, I call the question.
(NOTE: The phrase "and yet" is still under consideration in committee and yet is to be brought to the floor for full vote.)

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